i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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