and she was petting her beer can
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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