My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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