I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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