it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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