he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Come see our sink grown plant.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Randomize
