We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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