i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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