So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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