i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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