I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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