I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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