apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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