I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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