I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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