Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
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Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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