Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.