So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?