she looked like the bat from fern gully.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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