It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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