your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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