Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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