I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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