stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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