im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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