i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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