I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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