i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
So squirting runs in the family.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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