In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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