I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
