we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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