Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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