I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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