I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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