just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
the raccoons are back...
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