yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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