i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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