Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
How naked do you want me to be?
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