I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
