How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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