i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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