we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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