There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
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You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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