Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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