I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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