ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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