I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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