Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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