Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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