So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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