I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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