oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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