Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
where are my eyebrows?
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