if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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