the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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