I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
