garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
We left an ass print on the piano.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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