he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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