you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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