i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
4 words: hood of his car
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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