I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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